Overheard on an NY Bus:
Kid A: Downtown is boring because that's where my dad's workplace is. You know what my dad's work is, right? He writes books.
Kid B: Wow, that's really boring.
Kid A: Yeah.
Kid B: What does he write about?
Kid A: I don't know - he's too smart for me. He's too smart for twelfth graders even - he used to teach college. And, it's so funny - one time, when he was teaching college, he gave this girl a seed, and she started crying and saying, I'm not a seed person.
Why did God make kids so cute? Answer: Evolutionary mechanism, so women would have incentive to grow something inside their wombs for nine months and then pop it out of their vaginas.
Sex is incentive enough to do that - cuteness makes sure we don't dump the kids once they show up :)
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