Thursday, April 5, 2012

NY Bus Notes

Overheard on an NY Bus:

Kid A: Downtown is boring because that's where my dad's workplace is. You know what my dad's work is, right? He writes books.
Kid B: Wow, that's really boring.
Kid A: Yeah.
Kid B: What does he write about?
Kid A: I don't know - he's too smart for me. He's too smart for twelfth graders even - he used to teach college. And, it's so funny - one time, when he was teaching college, he gave this girl a seed, and she started crying and saying, I'm not a seed person.

Why did God make kids so cute? Answer: Evolutionary mechanism, so women would have incentive to grow something inside their wombs for nine months and then pop it out of their vaginas.

1 comment:

  1. Sex is incentive enough to do that - cuteness makes sure we don't dump the kids once they show up :)

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