Moving means buying things you will need, which means shopping: I hate shopping. I understand that this makes me a bad woman, that it is proof I am in fact a robot, disguised as a female, in a secret mission to take over the earth. But if anyone wants to buy shoes for me, and clothes for me, and just generally turn me into their own personal Barbie doll, it would be very much appreciated.
Sincerely,
Used to Being Objectified
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I want to create super-hero called "Honest Man", who saves the day by saying awkwardly honest truths at the right moment.
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All good things come in threes - or at least, that's what the couple at the bar told me last night when they bought me champagne.
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