Saturday, October 22, 2011

Good Morning Oklahoma

Or Jerusalem. Whatever.

So:
1. This morning I actually managed to fall up the steps. I feel very cool.
2. I think my relationship with my mother can be summed up in the song "Hot'n'Cold" by Kate Perry. After yelling hurtful things to me last time we spoke on the phone and refusing to help me out with a sublet that cost more than I expected, she sent me an email telling me she hopes I had a nice chag and would like to hear from me. I don't want to call, not because of the money - I'm over that - but because of the hurtful things she said. It's not that I am angry - it's that I am afraid if I call, she'll tell me hurtful things again, and I am already having a hard enough day.
3. In an email I sent to someone: "
apparently an Eritrean Christian named D. loves me "like a sister". I think this is code for "An Eritran Christian named Dori drank too much beer".

His reply:

Either that or “An Eritriean Christian wants you to become an Eritrean Christian, too....”

I don't agree with his reply, but I do enjoy short, witty, and cynical email exchanges.

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