Me, in the midst of making an omellete: When I'm married, I'm just going to make omelettes twice a week for dinner - we'll add salad, bread, and cheeses - that's enough.
Mom: So when are you getting divorced?
Me: You think my husband would divorce me for making omelettes for dinner twice a week?
Mom (shrugs): Either that or you'll kill him with cholesterol.
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